High Five

1. Start drinking early in the evening (it is essential that you have patiala type pegs of whatever, beer doesn't work) ... speed will not be an issue if you have the time.
   
2. Do not stop drinking when you are as buzzed as you are going to be; This is perfectly natural, your body would have absorbed all the alcohol it can ... basically, have a couple more than you need to.
   
3. Try not to eat too much before you sleep. Sleep until morning (which should be a couple of hours away).
4. Get up just in time to leave for office (without hurrying) and drink a lot of water as soon as you get to office.
5. Voila! The last couple of drinks finally get into the blood, you get a good buzz while looking fresh and smelling decent!